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In January 2018 I spent many nights between
comedy shows and drink alones on the corner /
of Narodni and Spalena looking for love. :

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the Spalena dumps all pity heart when I turned
the blind corner onto Narodni and into the

direct woman who said also nothi |
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thinking of who I could be,

and existing immediately and real-ly. no
looking for love when it runs into you.

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repeatedly all friday evening just to if only
briefly share those immediate seconds and

fumble together at what to say in the midnight
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art is in the beholder
of the tongue but who
chooses

What tastes this tongue’
will taste and why

have they pumped
everything
so full of cancer

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The creative process
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dal8i zptisob velmi vitany,
plati: nejlepsi mechanizace
ace.

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jako to mnohde dokazala
nam nic jiného, nez vy-
iroky vybér dnegnich moz-
k s technickym rozvojem,
. Co bylo dobré véera, ne-

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obchodu a vyrobé, na kte-
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prelapse. prolapsing to delapse.
menstrating to demonstrate. deviating
to elevate. meditating to medicate.
connotating to denotate. masturbating |
to celibate. get SOR to incubate.
and combing my hair.

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I eat a tuna had to e1 to eat
sandwich at 8

in the evening before
a shy telephone

that doesn't cry

in this room I present V4 g
the skin and bone ”
to be plucked

cold sucked

full kone .

ary and fuck

waving my shy cock
round this empty room wanting
to go somewhere

"4 wigs at sunset

& even after she

robbed me I still
wanted her

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SASIE VERTINSKA GRIGORIJ KOZINCEV

Zizkov to
_Import
~ Dog Shit

( LIPANSKA ) The
Prague III

erane ety has
eclared a state

of emergency

over a decrease
in dog shit on

the side walks

of the

neighborhood.

"How could we
let this
happen? The
reputation of
our streets are
at jepoardy
here.” stated
resident Jan
zizka.

The agency
usual tasked
with the shit
peace ne failed
o return our
messages when
asked about the
situation.

This has been an
On-going issue
for locals who
have seen first
hand the
implications of
a Aebige 2 eepe ba ce
rom Vinohrady
and beyond.

Female Pulls
Plug on Mic

( NARODNI TRIDA )
Over Halloween
weekend, a male's
mic was found
bugged during an
improv jazz jam.

During his performance,t audience
members Lee to notice that a
haser filter was being applied to
she vocals of the man.

"Is this how we'd like our
community to treat the vulnerable
men in our community who already
have to fight for the stage?

"Sometimes jams are good, sometimes
they're not. This doesn't mean

.gomeone has the right to treat the
stage as an exclusive space and to
ull the plug when they
on't like it. P That

wouldn't be a jam
then", said local
female Sara “4
Cibulkova. Let's kee
our commun- ity a safe
place where everyone

is welcome = -uifi- “Ge *
to participate.

Man’s Girlfriend
Loses His Virginity

( HRADCANSKA ) Local man off the
green line was notified by a
confident earlier this week that
his girlfriend had engaged in
sex with another female in the
name of hin.

"While this normally wouldn't be
@ problem, I was kind of sav-

ing that for someone special"
admitted Antonin." :

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The two are reportedly work-. “2
ing to retrieve back the Al
virginity.

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“who don't fee poetry we
already have ‘on Bee
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oNNECATOM S

M4F. (BRUSELSKA : velvet hair on night tram) - I
hope you remember me and that yu got to yr
halloween Pee! alright. You were quite drunk
but you told me my hair was like velvet. I was
wearing an abraham lincoln mask..i wonder what
yr name is.

P4P, (ZIZKOV : Drunk kebab on Saturday) - Sorry
@kbpout my friend. His girlfriend just broke up
with him and he mustuv been looking for love. l
tried to stop him. Maybe you and I can get a
coffee sometime? Vinohrady is nice this time of
year. Hope to hear from you.

M4FP. - (KARLIN :. Do you even write poetry) - it
really pissed me off when you made fun of
everyone at the reading, sure your this hot
chick from wherever the fuck and you and [I had
@ good time and i’m glad that i went Back to
yours but i felt like you just did it out of

pity.

P4M. (GAUGED OUT EYE : You didn't tell me you
were seeing her) we exchanged emails for awhile
because as wouldn't give me your phone number
and now I know why. y couldn't you just have
telled me?

M4M. - (BOHO, VINOHRADY : Why don't you come
around anymore?)

P4P. (BIKE JESUS : you told me you wanted to take
photos of you) Why did you leave without saying
oodkeye?-Did I scare you off when I offered you
o come with us? I thought we really shared a

moment. You were wearing banana carrings.

M4FP. (ZIZKOVSISKA: You never called) it just made
it kind of awkward. You knew I liked you why
didnt you just tell me you wern't interested’

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